Friday, December 22, 2006

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So Time Magazine just named Me the Person of the Year, but problem is, I'm not part of the "You" that was Person of the Year, so really, I have nothing to do with the You that is P of the Y.

In order to be a part of P of the Y, I must a) have a myspace account, b) have a blog or c) be on You Tube.

As for
a) myspace...I thought that was a high school thing where kids generally post naked pictures of themselves, so I don't have one;
b) blog ..... all the people I know that have blogs are parents that post pictures of their precocious and amazing children on their blogs, and I have none of those (children),
and c) the You Tube thing....I admit I didn't know about it until Google bought the company, and I'm one of the guilty parties that killed poor utube.com (a production company of some sort that made metal things) due to trying to find out what this phenomenon was. Sorry utube.com. Also, I lack a video camera.

Anyways, thanks to Time, it has come to my attention that while all this time I thought I was rather well rounded and cool, indeed I have been a loser. No myspace account, no blog and no youtube video.

So in order to give Time credibility in naming me Person of the Year, I thought I'd try out this blog thing.

Am I doing it? Is my blog going out there?

Next step: have baby and post photos. Or become politically articulate and start blogging my opinions.

The best I can do for now on my virgin Blog adventure, sans a baby and therefore pictures, is to share my favorite (political) bumper sticker. I've seen it twice now: "1.20.09".

The end.

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