Sunday, February 3, 2008
How My Morning Latte Was Completely Ruined
I don't understand why men think it is ok to wear sweats in public. These public sweats-wearing men tend to gather at Home Depot on Sunday mornings. Church of the Free Ballers. They should post welcomers at the front doors who hand out dark glasses to women entering. Or better yet, those big cones they put on dogs so they can't scratch. I wish I had one of those cone things to wear when I go to Home Depot so there's no way I can accidentally look down and accost my eyes because some sweats-wearer is passing by.
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I Got It. I won't wear sweats at Homo Depot anymore! Lowes is fair game. If I can't scratch them I will just ask you to do me the favor. Are black socks and shorts out of the question.
You may not wear socks with sandals.
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