This is the amount of my most recent cell phone bill with Verizon.
Following is my Action Plan.
1) find some of those fibrilator thingys to zap my heart into beating again.
2) solicit Tim Eyman to start an initiative for my cause.
3) switch to smoke signals.
4) attempt to control my Turrets.
AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!
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